Wednesday, August 28, 2013

overheard on the U7

the idea of being in shape in middle-America more-or-less means "able to breath." there's a lifestyle built around hobbling from bed to your car and back.

Miami is good for our image. I haven't been there, but every time I see Miami fotos it's not Berlin. explain why Germany sends all us expats to Berlin instead of the Harz mountains. we could greatly improve regional cultures by introducing hot sauce and mankinis.

I spend much of my free time hearing from Europeans that they hate American culture. Unfortunately, they're always talking about McDonald's and American Idol. I've yet to base my opinion of Germany on Allianz and Siemens. I would like someone to sit me down to tell me they're opposed to hot sauce and mankinis.

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