the men at work wield a pounding lust. they burn their weekends sleepless with nothing to show on Monday but exhaustion. they rush home from work for that long awaited plunge, as they slip another virgin video game into an old, used console.
working for a video game company has sunk me to the hips in wasted minds. each game assures men there's a woman out there waiting, preferably for them to save, a woman with a six-pack. the CGI hunks these guys embody date alien supermodels. my company parties are amateur dentist hour, everyone wants to go in without Novocain. by 11pm I'm wading through a 90% male company, all of which is now drunk enough to give me a shot. some hints to give you a fighting chance in hell:
° having dexterous, muscular thumbs could impress a girl who hasn't noticed the rest of you. most women into heavy thumbing will just find a girl for that, though.
° using your tongue to control a joystick could indeed make a god of you. only then will the player be a player. right now it's a strap-on sitting atop your lap, and you're spending the weekend jiggling it.
I wish you all the best for my own sake. I want nothing less for my company than porn-levels of market penetration.
working for a video game company has sunk me to the hips in wasted minds. each game assures men there's a woman out there waiting, preferably for them to save, a woman with a six-pack. the CGI hunks these guys embody date alien supermodels. my company parties are amateur dentist hour, everyone wants to go in without Novocain. by 11pm I'm wading through a 90% male company, all of which is now drunk enough to give me a shot. some hints to give you a fighting chance in hell:
° having dexterous, muscular thumbs could impress a girl who hasn't noticed the rest of you. most women into heavy thumbing will just find a girl for that, though.
° using your tongue to control a joystick could indeed make a god of you. only then will the player be a player. right now it's a strap-on sitting atop your lap, and you're spending the weekend jiggling it.
I wish you all the best for my own sake. I want nothing less for my company than porn-levels of market penetration.
