• I am now pushing an old Chinese women back. she still ignores that she is pushing me, into a crowd which is not moving.
• spitting every two minutes is healthy? the men especially coat the sidewalks. a man spits in an airplane on the floor.
• why wouldn't there be a cockroach under a sink? all sinks have roaches. see also the bed.
• if you're warm and a man, pull your shirt up just atop your round belly. leave it hanging in the breeze like a sweaty invitation. then go about your business as usual.
• not since America have so many people been convinced their's is the greatest country in the world. the evidence is, "everyone else wants to come here. look, you're here."
• not since America have so many reassured themselves of their happiness by flying flags.
• cities of car horns bopping and booping without pause, no one turns to see why. it's an alternative to a car stereo.
• while in nature, always yell when you reach the top.
• play music from your mobile phone to drown out the nature.
• never, ever adjust the volume of your voice in public. you are a car horn.
